sarahlatable:

Alex Turner does this weird thing onstage where he uses his guitar as a paddle and rows with it to the beat and I think about that a lot

Pizza Party

sprouhtling:

cactic:

whorchacha:

P - I - Z- Z- A - P - AR - T - Y

If you gotta blunt then we can get high

If you wanna come then pick up the phone

Don’t get caught with a whack calzone

it’s not vampire weekend.
it’s not delivery.
it’s l’homme run.

This is so fuckin 90s and the more I listen to it the more I like it

Play this at my funeral

(Source: penfucker)

My class today

Me: So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...

Students: He likes her!

Me: Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.

Students: That is just how boys are.

Me: Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--

Students: Oh, that's not okay.

Me: Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.

Students: Oh.

Me: Oh, is right.

tweeting-fromabirdcage:

*leaked a picture of Taylor from an unknown photoshoot*

alexander goldshmidt: no one is ready for this new era. a storm is coming.

kristin kruz: taylor swift will debut new music just for us at the iheartradio music festival.

taylor nation: *dms random fans for something unknown*

e! news: swift is planning an “explosive” performance for the VMAs […] it’s not a collaboration with another singer.

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(via andyoucallmeupagain)

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

(via tipslip)